Week of 2004-10-24 - Week 6
From: Brutus Ray Bodine
Sent: Sunday, October 24, 2004 1:46 AM
To: Regency Williams
Subject: Re: The reason for the $200
Hey there friend John,
How are you doing? I am doing quite well, thanks.
As part of ongoing Ramadan celebrations, the Duchess of Texas gave anti-gravity boots to each citizen yesterday. I am still learning how to use mine, I have accidentally kicked my wife in the face with them several times, but they're very useful when trying to evade the firebreathing dragons that we've been plagued with this fall. I am even learning how to use them to dance with. I am very good at dancing the charleston and I am preparing for a charleston competition for people with wooden legs (rhinestones division) that I will be participating in very soon and I think these boots will give me an advantage.
I have reviewed the form that you have sent me and I have a few questions before sending the form to Global Investment Bankers. The form asks for mode of payment, what do I put? What does T/T mean? Also, the form requires that I send several forms, are these the forms that you are sending to the bank? What do I put for amount? $6.5 million? And what do I put for "name of applicant", is that my name? My name is Brutus Ray Bodine, right?
Also, John, I know you are busy, but I would really like to know a little bit more about Allan Bodine so that I feel more honest about taking the money. Please send me some information about him, such as his occupation, date of birth, sexual orientation, and I would appreciate a copy of the will and a picture of him, please.
I am very excited, on Monday I will be getting the $200 and sending it to your assistant by Western Union. After you receive the $200, how many more steps remain before the inheritance can be disbursed? When will I receive my money?
Sincere thanks and appreciation,
Truly yours,
Brutus Ray
From: Regency Williams
Sent: Sunday, October 24, 2004 8:43 AM
To: Brutus Ray Bodine
Subject: Waiting to receive the $200My Dear Friend Brutus Ray,
Thanks for your mail.I truely understand your questions and I am aware of the need to explain everything to you in details.The mode of payment T/T simply means telegraphic wire transfer but I will advise you to put Draft to enable you receive the money through Certified Bank Draft which you can easily cash with your bank.After you have filled out the form,you will put for amount of $6.5m and applicant name:Brutus Ray Bodine.
I will send you the (WILL) and Death Certificate of the late Mr Allan with other documents as soon as I receive the $200 by monday.As soon as I receive the $200 and secure the required documents,I confirmed from the bank that it will take about 7 working days to get the inheritance in your account.
Thanks a lot for your kind attention while I look forward to receive the money transfer informations by your return mail.
Yours Faithfully
Messrs John Williams LLB,BL(London)
Principal Partner(Regency & Associates Chambers)
From: Brutus Ray Bodine
Sent: Sunday, October 24, 2004 10:30 PM
To: Global Investment Bank
CC: Regency Williams
Subject: Completed Form TF91120
To whom it may concern:
I hope you're doing hunky dory today. Attached is the completed form TF91120 regarding the late Mr. Allan Bodine's estate.
With pleasure,
Brutus Ray
From: Brutus Ray Bodine
Sent: Sunday, October 24, 2004 10:33 PM
To: Regency Williams
Subject: The $200 is coming, baby
Hey Barrister J:
How are you today, my good friend? I am not doing so well. As you may be aware, we are currently having problems with Martians in America. They have shrunk the city of Cleveland down to the size of a penny and they have threatened to do more damage unless all citizens wear their underwear on the outside of their pants. This is difficult for people like myself, who do not usually wear pants. The Martians only weakness is that they are highly allergic to flannel, so I think the Canadian Army will be helping us out.
Also, I entered the Stephen Hawking Hip Hop Charleston Marathon broadcast on MTV, like I mentioned to you yesterday. I was dancing so fast with my anti-gravity boots that one of my wooden legs broke off and went throught my wife's eye. The paramedics rushed over, pulled the wooden leg out of her eye and sealed it with Bondo. She's going down to Earl Scheib's on Monday to have an eye painted on and then sealed with a clearcoat. I'm very sad about this because I only got 2nd place.
Anyway, I have sent the form to Global Investment Bank Limited and copied it to you. I hope everything is in order.
Tomorrow I will send your money to you, I am excited that we will be making progress in our transaction.
Praise be to Allah,
Brutus Ray
From: Global Investment Bank
Sent: Monday, October 25, 2004 5:24 AM
To: Brutus Ray Bodine
Subject: Re: Completed Form TF91120To:Brutus Ray Bodine
Sir,
We acknowledge the receipt of your mail with the attached FORM TF91120 duely filled and signed by you.
We wish to inform you that we will act to release your inheritance claim as soon as we receive all the required documents as stipulated in the FORM TF91120.
Regards
Mr Raymond Briggs
for:Management
From: Regency Williams
Sent: Monday, October 25, 2004 9:35 AM
To: Brutus Ray Bodine
Subject: Waiting to receive the moneyDear Friend Brutus,
Thanks for your mails.I am happy to note that you have properly filled the form and return to the bank for the transfer of the inheritance to your account.
I am waiting to receive the money to enable me procced immediately to secure the necessary documents and send to you while you forward to the bank immediately.
Thanks a lot for your kind attention.
Yours Faithfully
Messrs John Williams LLB,BL(London)
Principal Partner(Regency & Associates Chambers)
[Here I started sending every message to him twice]
From: Brutus Ray Bodine
Sent: Monday, October 25, 2004 8:51 PM
To: Regency Williams
bcc: Regency Williams
Subject: Re: Waiting to receive the money
Hey there Barrister buddy,
Thanks for your mail. I truely understand your desires for recipt of the money.
How are you doing today? I'm doing pretty good, a lot better than yesterday. I'm really looking forward to my operation, which is scheduled to proceed later this week. Fortunately, my years of cross dressing have paid off as I have plenty of clothes and makeup that I can now wear during the day. Also, I ordered some new legs on eBay. My old wooden legs have served me well, but many of the rhinestones are falling off. Also, my lousy rat of a son, Snoop Dogg, did a terrible job of putting Thompson's Water Seal on my legs and so now I have a termite colony at the bottom of my legs. These new legs will be impervious to termites, they're a nice pink plastic.
Also, I didn't tell you this before, and maybe it's the strawberry daiquiri talking, but from your picture on your passport, you're a very attractive man. I hope that you can pay a visit to the United States sometime so maybe I can show you how I use my industrial strength cotton swabs, if you know what I mean.
I went to Spongebubba's today and they said that they can simply transfer the money to Western Union, which is much easier than simply withdrawing it. Please sign the attached form and send it back to me and I will take it to Spongebubba's, and they will transfer the money to Western Union so that you can receive the $200 tomorrow.
It appears that we are very close to concluding this transaction. Thank you for your patience.
Love,
Brutus Ray
From: Brutus Ray Bodine
Sent: Tuesday, October 26, 2004 11:19 PM
To: Regency Williams
bcc: Regency Williams
Subject: Waiting to receive the signed form
Dearest Barrister John Williams,
How are you this fine day? I am doing quite well, I am very excited about my upcoming surgery and have been preparing by throwing away all of my old male-enhancement drugs. Right now I'm listening to my favorite rap group, the Village People. Do you have a favorite rap group, Barrister John Williams?
Even more exciting is the news that I have been receiving from Snoop Dogg. He has been spending a lot of time with some of his very devout Muslim friends and Snoop Dogg tells me that his group is preparing for next week when Mohammad is going to appear on Channel 29. Snoop Dogg tells me that at that moment, they are all going to commit suicide. I am very excited at the prospect that Snoop Dogg will stop causing me problems, except I'll probably have to make burial arrangements for that loser. I might just dump him off the Texas cliff into the Arctic Ocean so the giant piranhas, great white sharks, barracudas, saber-toothed cats, and aardvarks can dispose of him.
However, I am a little concerned because I have not received the Spongebubba form that I sent you yesterday. I understand if you need to take some time to have it signed, and I hope that I will receive it soon so that we can proceed with our transaction and you can receive your $200.
Your buddy,
Brutus Ray
From: Regency Williams
Sent: Wednesday, October 27, 2004 1:13 AM
To: Brutus Ray Bodine
Subject: Re: Waiting to receive the signed formGod punish you and your family there idiot.
From: Brutus Ray Bodine
Sent: Wednesday, October 27, 2004 11:09 PM
To: Regency Williams
Subject: You can still send the signed form
Dear Oyoke Chijioke Martins,
Idiot? You're calling me an idiot when you are the one who believed my nonsense for more than a month? You are the idiot and you are the one who shall be punished. Hold on one moment...
I have now put a voodoo curse on you, and in five days your legs will fall off and start kicking you in the face and then your hands will fall off, climb up your body, and strangle you to death. And then, unless you repent, it won't get any better from there.
When did you figure it out? Was it when I sent you the form for Spongebubba's or when I mentioned that my useless son Snoop Dogg is planning a mass suicide? I am very curious in knowing what tipped you off, please let me know when you figured out the truth.
For your reading pleasure, here is a site devoted to humiliating scammers such as yourself: www.419eater.com
I hope that you stop trying to scam people out of money.
Sincerely,
Brutus Ray